you’re a stone carver, here’s your big break (finally). A job listing on the New York Foundation for the Arts website says “Jeff Koons LLC” is on the hunt for a “detail-oriented stone carver and sculptor to work full-time with leading contemporary artist in a demanding studio atmosphere. Familiarity with various types of stones, quarries, stone selection, and traditional/digital carving techniques is desirable. Must have realistic, figurative skills and a strong sensitivity to form and detail.”

Well, it’s certainly not my lucky day, but maybe this applies to you?